The Queen of Phalli Book I & II 1.0 By Nobody Cares

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Book I & II 1.0
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About This Game

The Queen of Phalli is an uncensored HTML 3D interactive adult game developed by Nobody Cares. Featuring full uncensored scenes, branching romantic interactions, and choice-driven storytelling, this latest [Book I & II 1.0] release delivers an expanded experience packed with fresh narrative content and visual upgrades.

Storyline & Narrative Premise

“Queen of Phalli” is a Choose Your Own Adventure / Branching Novel that I have wanted to write for a while. It takes place in an alternative version of the Forgotten Realms, where the dark elves have evolved into a civilisation comprised solely of women.

On top (pun not intended) of this society are the priestesses of the Queen of Phalli, blessed with the genitalia of both sexes. In order to become a priestess, a dark elf must walk the Path of Perpetual Pleasure and master the Tantric Technique of the Thousand Throbbing Tendrils. Our Heroine, Elifael El’Naar of House El’Naar, is one such aspiring priestess.

To achieve this ambitious goal, she will have to face many dangers, endure the whims of her sisters and matron, and earn the favour of the Goddess. The Path ahead of her is fraught with cocks.

Gameplay Features & Route Dynamics

The Queen of Phalli combines narrative depth with intuitive visual presentation. Notable themes and gameplay elements include 2dcg, anal sex, bestiality, big tits, Bukkake, creampie. Key features include:

  • Branching Choice Architecture: Key dialogue selections trigger divergent route progression, unique character events, and multiple distinct story conclusions.
  • High-Fidelity CG Gallery: Unlocked romance sequences and special character artwork can be revisited directly from the main menu replay vault.
  • Player-Friendly QoL Systems: Built-in fast-forward (skip read text), quick save/load slots, and dialogue history rollback enable stress-free exploration of every branch.
  • Uncensored Visual Integrity: Rendered in pristine detail with zero censorship on character models, fluid animations, and voice clips.

System Setup & Installation Guide

Follow these quick installation steps to get The Queen of Phalli running smoothly on your device:

  • Windows PC (Win 10/11): Download the PC archive, extract the files using 7-Zip or WinRAR into a dedicated folder (e.g., C:\Games\The Queen of Phalli), and launch the main .exe executable. Run as administrator if save permissions require elevated privileges.
  • Android APK: Download the verified .apk build. Ensure “Install from Unknown Sources” is toggled on in your device security settings. Install the package and grant requested storage permissions upon initial boot.
  • macOS / Linux: Extract the universal package, grant executable permissions via terminal (chmod +x *.sh or app package), and launch natively.

Save Migration & Frequently Asked Questions

Will updating to [Book I & II 1.0] overwrite my previous saves?
In most HTML titles, save states are automatically preserved in the internal user directory (%APPDATA%\RenPy on Windows or Android/data on mobile). To ensure zero progress loss, always back up your existing /saves/ folder before replacing old game files with the new build.

Is this build 100% complete and uncensored?
Yes, all direct cloud mirrors provided on DikGames feature the verified, fully uncensored release by Nobody Cares with all current patches and episodic updates integrated.

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I made a small mod/bugfix patch. There is a toggle for the spoiler stuff. I will advice playing blind for the first time, and only using the spoilers after BadEnding. Big thanks to Gelb13 for making the walkthrough. All the hint text is taken from their guide, it made it much easier to get an overview of scene's-relations. (And Nobody Cares for making the game, ofc.) The notable changes is: New stuff: Choice hints (Toggle able). Choices show what they do, for example "(+1 Maryl · sex scene)" or "(65% chance of the key · otherwise Bad End)". Grayed-out choices (Toggle able). (Most) choices that need a certain path or stat now appear, but are grayed out. Choice/number key support. Choices can now be picked with keys 1–9. Also added text-skip upon keypress. Chapter tags. Mostly for myself and anyone who wants to check if I did everything correctly. Needed to see if I had all the scenes for each chapter. Bug fixes Gallery image: A certain ending's picture is now in the Chapter 5 gallery as "Nefail's Promise". Choices and scenes that never showed up due to typo's and stuff Points that weren't counted correctly: "Force Miz'ri" (Chapter 7) never added its +1 Wickedness and "I think I'll have it all for myself" (Chapter 8) gave Lust instead of Wickedness. Images: Scenes no longer show every possible image at once (for example the Chapter 4 baptism), but variations are still collected to the gallery. Six scenes had missing images, which gave errors. The music after loading. A doubled scene in Chapter 12. Errors in Chapter 5.

Version Changelog

Book I & II 1.0
Oct 31, 2026
2026-10-13 : Chapter 14 and Epilogues The epic and extremely rich in content conclusion to Book II. Yes, there will be a Book III. This update includes chapter 14 and all the epilogues (8 different endings + 1 secret ending). By far my largest single update, more than 160k words of written text. Full walkthrough included in the walkthrough directory. 2026-4-18 : Chapter 13.2 An experimental release in many ways, I tried to design a bit of a dungeon crawl for this one. Nothing excessive, but there will be dice rolls and game-over screens. 2026-1-20 : Chapter 12.0 2025-7-28 : Chapter 11.1 Updated user interface Added soundtrack. It will only play in chapter 1, as it is a work in progress. Added a new intro cinematic to the game. Warning: Some images in chapters 3 and 4 may appear while on the wrong path. It is a known issue and will be fixed before the next release (of the Illustrated edition). Thank you for your patience. 2025-4-22 : Chapter 10.1 New user interface (work in progress) New sound effects added to the game Warning: Some images in chapters 3 and 4 may appear while on the wrong path. It is a known issue and will be fixed before the next release. Thank you for you patience. 2024-12-18 : Chapter 9.5 A whole lot of new images added (Chapter 4) 2024-11-15 : Chapter 9.1 Hotfix Fixed issue that would not let you progress the story on Sha'zal Path/Loving/Emerald Path. 2024-11-15 : Chapter 9.0 New images added (Chapter 3) New gallery system (accessible from the menu). New bonus images added to the gallery, reward for completionist players who play all the passages of each chapter (so far, only the images for chapter 1 have been added). New save/load system. Savegames are now easier to manage. The only inconvenience is that you will have to export your current saves from the browser version and import them in the exe version. 2024-08-19 : Chapter 8.9 New images added (Chapter 3) New gallery system (accessible from the menu). New bonus images added to the gallery, reward for completionist players who play all the passages of each chapter (so far, only the images for chapter 1 have been added). New save/load system. Savegames are now easier to manage. The only inconvenience is that you will have to export your current saves from the browser version and import them in the exe version. 2024-07-04 : Chapter 9 has been added. 2024-03-21 : Chapter 7.6 Chapter 1 of the game is now fully illustrated. 2024-03-07 : Chapter 7 Second chapter of Book II - NOVITIATE. It is a long one, divided in two main paths with a few different sub-paths. Added a small gallery at the end with a preview of the first illustrations, accessible from the end credits. 2023-03-20 : Chapter 6 First chapter of Book II - NOVITIATE. Lots and lots of new characters to meet, new paths to take, new decisions to make. 2023-03-20 : Chapter 5 (About 60000 words long, possibly more.) The conclusion to Book I - BAPTISM. No major choices to take, the whole chapter is one long epilogue. There are four different endings (five if you count the Synafae path being divided in two, depending if you switched to her from Maryl or Nefail). 2023-01-08 : Chapter 4 All choices taken up until now in the story will come to a head. There are four possible endings, plus one bad ending/game over. 2022-11-22 : Corrected a LOT of typos. Added 3 possible dream sequences to the end of Chapter 3 , so yeah it is kinda sorta somewhat worth the dowload (if you want to read them but have saved at the credit screen, just roll back a couple of passages and you should be good). 2022-11-19 : Chapter 3 (about 23000 words long) Further improved readability, changed colours to light gray and dark grey; changed font to helvetica, more line spacing between paragraphs. 2022-10-15 : Chapter 2 (about 20000 words long) Added a save/load function. Improved readability, the text is now in very light yellow on very dark blue. Should be easier on the eyes. 2022-09-17 : Initial Release

System Specifications

Minimum Requirements
Operating SystemWindows 10 / 11 (64-Bit) or Linux
ProcessorIntel Core i3-3220 / AMD FX-6300
Memory (RAM)4 GB RAM
GraphicsDirectX 11 compatible (1GB VRAM)
Storage Space5 GB available high-speed storage
Resolution1280x720 display resolution minimum
Recommended Specifications
Operating SystemWindows 11 (64-Bit) / Arch / Fedora
ProcessorIntel Core i5-8400 / AMD Ryzen 5 3600
Memory (RAM)8 GB RAM (Dual Channel)
GraphicsNVIDIA GTX 1060 / AMD RX 580
Storage Space5 GB NVMe SSD space
Resolution1920x1080 Full HD 4K Renders

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